The Video Can be Found at youtube.
Some of the features of the Iphone as described by Onion:

Top 5 Reasons Why the Iphone Sucks:
(The entire list can be found at gizmodo.com)
1. 2-megapixel camera when others have 5-megapixel shooters on board
2. 5-hour talk time: not enough battery life
3. No expansion slot. Go for the 8-gig model and that's it.
4. No 3G: EDGE is so last year
5. No removable battery: You mean we can't take along a spare battery? WTF?
Even better, the iphone complaints have started to pour in. Watch The iPhone Complaint List Grow Every Day.
Here is a summary of the most common complaints.
Not to mention it's not too small.

But when compared to other phones:
