Places to Live at UNC Chapel Hill

There are many options for living in Chapel Hill. There are many places to choose from but you must always remember to select the place that fits your living style. Do you want to be far or close to campus? Do you like buses? Etc.

The best part about living in Chapel Hill are the Chapel Hill apartments and condos. Chapel Hill apartments are known for their size and value. From Townhouse Apartments to Mill Creek Apartments, Chapel Hill apartments will always be there for the students. If you would like to live in the best of the best at Chapel Hill, Meadowmount is the place for you. It is elegant and you will be living in style.

The Best Mullets in Nascar History

So every year me and the guys take a trip to the Coca Cola 600. This is the longest of all Nascar races, which means it gets a lot of hype and thousands of people flock to the speedway. FORTUNATELY, we live in North Carolina, thus we have one blessing only a handful of states can share: MULLETS. That’s right, every year on the last Sunday in May mullet season opens. We go to watch the race, have fun with the grill some dank burgers, but the real thrill is taking snapshots of the best “business in the front, party in the back” hair cuts out there. Below are our favorites from three years worth of mullet hunting . Enjoy.

Just a note: for any students trying to plan a creative or fun outing, go to a Nascar race. Seriously, you won’t regret it.

Also, we’ve coined a term known as “Race Hott”- noun - anything a man or woman wears that is deemed unacceptable in regular society (i.e. cut off jorts, flannel, tube tops, mullets) is considered hott at the race. It’s the law. See below.

My bud sporting race hott attire.

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You have to love tube tops. Race Hott.

Everything you need to know about the Iphone

"Apple Inc's Phil Schiller shows John Blackstone the many features of the iPhone. Apple's latest product will go on sale this June."

The Video Can be Found at youtube.

Some of the features of the Iphone as described by Onion:






















Top 5 Reasons Why the Iphone Sucks:
(The entire list can be found at gizmodo.com)

1. 2-megapixel camera when others have 5-megapixel shooters on board

2. 5-hour talk time: not enough battery life

3. No expansion slot. Go for the 8-gig model and that's it.

4. No 3G: EDGE is so last year

5. No removable battery: You mean we can't take along a spare battery? WTF?

Even better, the iphone complaints have started to pour in. Watch The iPhone Complaint List Grow Every Day.

Here is a summary of the most common complaints.

Not to mention it's not too small.

















But when compared to other phones:

The Best UNC Shirts

The Best UNC Shirts and Apparel:

I am very particular about my UNC shirts and apparel, which is why I turn my nose up at most of it. Here is, in my opinion, the best UNC shirts and clothes out there. Most can be found from a company called Champions Again, which loves to use the old schooled Rameseys (a prerequisite for me to buy any shirt). Take a look, check out their stuff. HEELS.

10 Reasons to Date a Lesbian

I ran across this on the best of craigslist and figured I would share. The entire letter can be viewed here:http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/267362112.html

10 Reasons to Date a Lesbian
Date: 2007-01-23, 3:34PM PST


After over 10 years of exclusively dating women, I am done. The pendulum is definitely swinging in the other direction. Although I have to admit that dating girls was a lot of fun, especially during my college days, the prospects are just not that bright headed into my 30’s. Fortunately, in the meantime, a lot of you guys have finally grown up and become considerably more interesting as dating material.

You may also be wondering why you would want to even try dating a lesbian. I mean really, from a guy’s perspective, what’s the attraction, right?

So here is my list. . .


10 REASONS TO DATE A LESBIAN:

1. I don’t hate men. This is because, unlike most straight women, I don’t have an ex-boyfriend or an ex-husband who has cheated or otherwise done me wrong. Instead, the men I’ve chosen to spend time with have always been my friends. We’ve drunk beer together, gone camping, and talked about girls. I only have good things to say about the guys I know.

2. I’ve never been a gold digger. At no time in my life have I been under the impression that Prince Charming would show up and take care of everything. Instead, I’ve developed my independence and learned how to do things for myself. I would still love for you to take me to dinner on occasion, but I don’t need you to support me.

3. I don’t mind getting dirty. I can go camping, hiking and fishing without worrying about my nails.

4. I’m still feminine. I may not coat my face with tons of makeup, but if you think all lesbians are butch, you have a lesson coming to you. For the record, I’m tall, blonde, fit, athletic, attractive, and look great in tall boots and a short skirt.

5. I don’t call myself bisexual. Bi chicks have a reputation for cheating on their husbands and being incapable of sustaining meaningful relationships with women. It may be a generalization, but I’ve met enough of them to know that I don’t ever want to date one or to be called one. It’s just not my style.

6. You never have to wonder if I slept with that other guy. I didn’t.

7. I’m also not dragging around some other guy’s kids.

8. I don’t play games. Honest. Having only dated women, I never learned how to manipulate a guy.

9. I’m more interesting than most of the girls you’ll meet in PB. I’m smarter than them too.

10. You’ve secretly always wanted to be with a lesbian but never thought you’d have a chance.

At this point, you are probably wondering what the down side might be… here it is.

3 REASONS NOT TO DATE A LESBIAN:

1. I may not be attracted to you. It’s true. Then again, how many dates have you been on with straight women who lacked the necessary chemistry too? The only way to find out is to try, right?

2. I am an unabashed feminist. If I cook for you, you might have to do dishes.

3. I don’t know all the moves. In fact, I’m pretty clueless when it comes to guys, whether it be flirting over drinks or lights out in the bedroom. As they say though, practice makes perfect.

So what do you think? Still interested? If you are, let’s give this a try.

:) LOLdrunkz

We must admit, LOLcatz are pretty hilarious. They can be found at the icanhasacheezburger website. They put up cute pics of kitties and deyz talkz lyke dis. Since college students can’t have kitties, we created our own version of LOLdrunkz. Enjoy.

A Convenient Truth: Beaches getting closer

So this is an article written by my great friend Will Niver for a campus magazine called BoUNCe a while back. After talkin with Will, he felt this was worthy to share with the world. Will is a rising senior and his major is BAMF Optimisation. Enjoy.

Will Niver

Optimistic scientists countered global warming Chicken Littles with a stunning announcement: the beaches are getting closer. No longer will Chapel Hill residents have to drive hours and hours simply to take a dip in the Atlantic. Within a matter of years, the scientists report, Chapel Hill may be a mere stone’s throw from the coast, welcome news to local beach-goers.

“I’m really stoked,” said one surfer, eager to hit the waves somewhere over Wake County. “I pretty much quit surfing when I came to school since it’s such a hassle to drive all the way to Cape Hatteras. Soon I’ll just go down the street!”

The news also perked the ears of several real estate developers, who are busy gobbling up beach-front property in such buzzing locales asHillsborough Bay. “For us, it’s just about being optimistic,” one Raleigh resident said. “I’m going to open up a seafood restaurant, you know, maybe one of those Sea-Doo rentals. Looking into getting one of those ice cream stands you hitch on the back of a bike. Just the tip of the iceberg, really.” He added that this particular iceberg hosted a family of drowning, cannibalistic polar bears and was quickly disappearing.

Not everyone welcomes the news, however. Specifically, residents of every town east of Raleigh greet the report with unease. “You mean, we’ll all be underwater?” asked one farmer near Elizabeth City. “Like Atlantis?”

This revelation led to a day-long celebration in Elizabeth City herself, where cows were fitted with snorkels and paraded through the city. Optimistically, BradleyFitzMatherson, the mayor of Elizabeth City, remarked to the crowd, “We’ve brought in plastic surgeons, who are already preparing a plan on how they might give the children gills.

The scientists cautioned, however, that the reports were based primarily on hours playing with Google Earth and what they could remember from Waterworld. One scientist said, “I wouldn’t go buy extra floaties just yet.”

This is Will in a cow costume. Photoshopped snorkel coming soon!

Squirrels : Godless Killing Machines

We all know about Stephen Colbert’s phobia of bears as “Godless killing machines,” and rightfully so. Bears are enormous, have large teeth and claws, except for that Pooh one. Bears were created to kill, there is no doubt about it. But one animal has been living under the veil of a furry tail right before your very eyes. They frolic in your bushes . . . they play in your trees, with your children . . . and little do you know, they are just plotting the perfect time to strike. That’s right, squirrels, nature’s disguised shoebomb just waiting to nibble off a limb. They even run in gangs, here is some proof:
From BBC News:

Russian squirrel pack ‘kills dog’

Local people suggest hunger is driving squirrels to extremes

Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report. Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.

A “big” stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

“They literally gutted the dog,” local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

“When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them.”

Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.

While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds’ nests, he said, the idea of them chewing a dog to death was “absurd”.

“If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests,” he added.

Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory.

A Lazo man who called himself only Mikhalich said there had been “no pine cones at all” in the local forests this year.

“The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat,” he added.

From Fox News:

Squirrel Attacks 3 in German Town, Finished off by Victim

BERLIN — An unusually aggressive squirrel attacked three people in a German town before its last victim finished it off with a crutch, police said Wednesday.

The rodent jumped through a living-room window in Passau, on the Austrian border, on Tuesday and bit its first victim. With the squirrel hanging on by its teeth, the woman ran out into the street, where she managed to shake the animal off.

The squirrel then bit a builder before fleeing into a nearby garden, where it bit a 72-year-old man who eventually killed it with his crutch, police said.

The dead animal was to be tested for rabies.

The Squirrels Even Hate Children!

FROM NBC:

Squirrels Go On Attack At South Bay Park

“MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — An aggressive squirrel pounced on a 4-year-old boy in an attack last week in Cuesta Park in Mountain View, Calif.

The attack happened as the boy’s mother unwrapped a muffin during a picnic.

SLIDESHOW: Squirrel Attacks Child

The boy had to get rabies shot after the attack. He is still getting the shots.

The attack is not the first one reported at the park. Mountain View Community Services Director David Muela said that as many as six people have been bitten or scratched by squirrels since May, and that the attacks have become more ferocious in the last month.”

Squirrels are also linked to the PLAGUE:

From Harvard’s Medical School:

In the United States, plague usually is transmitted in one of four ways:

• Contact with infected wild rodents, especially ground squirrels, rock squirrels, prairie dogs or chipmunks
• Contact with carnivores (especially pet cats) that eat these wild rodents
• The bite of a flea that lives on one of these animals
• Scratches or bites from infected pet cats

What can we do about the killing machines?

President Candidates Vow to Take Back the Trees in Election ‘08!

“ Patriots are you sick of governments run by skwerls for skwerls? Do you think it’s time to crack some nuts and take back the trees? Well, so do millions of others in this country and around the world.

The problem is, the bushytail horde has a stranglehold on the politcal process and their influence infects the highest levels of government, including the American presidency.

It’s not that all our presidents have been unabashed skwerlhuggers… “

For more information, see the post about squirrel fishing.

The Top 7 Things You've Always Wanted to Write On Your Exams, But Never Had the Ball to

The things you have always wanted to write on your exams, but didn’t have the guts. Here are the Top 7. Enjoy.

Squirrel Fishing

Inspired by the abundance of rodent wildlife in NC, me and Niver devoted out time and brains to creating a new sport . . . squirrel fishing, what a thrill it would be.

Squirrel Fishing 101:

Squirrels: nature’s proof that fluffy tails can make a rodent cute. That’s right, the grey (and sometimes brown) animals we all adore are no more than rats in the eyes of our favorite biology professors. But we say “screw that” because let’s face it; they’re more adorable than Mean Girls-era-Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears circa HAIR. It’s amazing what losing 30 pounds and your head of hair will do for your hotness factor, which is why squirrels stay fat and hairy.

A problem we have come across lately is the sport of squirrel hunting. There is no need to punish anything just out to get a nut, I mean what have squirrels done to deserve being shot at? Absolutely nothing, except being delightful as they frolic through the magic of school quads, front yards, power lines and trash cans. Environmental groups around the world have neglected this charming species of rat too long, so we decided to introduce a new sport to counter the killings in the squirrel hunting community: squirrel fishing.

You see, squirrels are rascally little creatures and like Easy E, they just want that nut. So first, get a peanut (or maybe a cashew) . . . unsalted because squirrels have high blood pressure and are watchful of their squirrelly health. After you have that nut, tie some fishing line around it and secure it tightly, your journey is about to begin.

Then you take your strung up peanut (or cashew if you prefer) and dangle it over a branch. Make sure the squirrel wants that nut as much Eric Cartman would like to cut off Carrot Top’s hair. F*cking gingers, squirrels hate them too.

After the squirrel prances of to your dangling jewel, it is sure to grip on. Here’s where the fun starts! You can squirrel fish by one of two rules: hang time or total air. When playing by hang time, when the squirrel latches on to the nut, you pull the string. A friend times how long the squirrel stays airborne and the winner is simply the squirrel fisher with the highest time. When playing by total air, you jerk and see how high the squirrel can fly. No worries, squirrels resemble cats which mean they are sure to land on their feet. The highest flying squirrel wins the competition. That’s the game; it’s simple and a lot more humane than squirrel slaying with a pellet gun.

Disclaimer: We do not support harming squirrels in any way, so if you do squirrel fish by air, we suggest you use a net to catch them.

Man Eats Underwear to Beat Breathalyzer

Zombie Defense Plan

SAN DIEGO — Spurred by widespread criticism surrounding the Democratic Party’s inability to deliver a candidate with proficient national defense knowledge, presidential aspirant Hillary Clinton introduced a new element to her defense plan at a PETA conference in San Diego this morning.

The plan calls for a national zombie defense plan to protect our American citizens against the “eminent” threat. “Zombies exist and we must go after them now before they come for us” proclaimed the former first lady amidst hundreds of cat stroking middle aged women. “If you love your brains, children and America, you will support this plan. The Republicans have had their eyes set on terrorist since day one. Where will they be once the zombies eat their eyes!” When asked about what steps opponent Barack Obama has taken to zombie-proof our beloved country, Clinton hinted at his zombie like exterior and that he is “skinnier than Nicole Richie two weeks after Paris blasts her about her weight.”

Barack commented in a follow up interview he is not of the living dead and noted John Edward’s droning zombie-like personality.

The zombie hunt is in full force and Clinton vows that if elected she will utilize all military personnel stationed in Iraq to protect the United States from day-walkers. Though Clinton’s zombie defense plan calls for the use of guns and bombs, a recent Thrillsonthehill poll found the majority of citizens prefer to slay zombies with a pneumatic nail gun. Clinton acknowledged this advice and vowed to make this military standard issue so Americans can rejoice in re-death by nails on a frequent basis.

The Nasty Breakup Letter

Enjoy:

Brad,

It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all or anything that happened, so I won’t even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can’t handle is thinking that you see me as a different person.

It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn’t crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can’t listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don’t know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn’t. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can’t imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn’t reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it.

I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won’t. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can’t even focus or work today, I can’t eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don’t cut me off, I really don’t think I can handle that.

I am so sorry.

Elizabeth

Dear Elizabeth,

Thank you for your concern. I’ll be sure to file it away under “L” for “Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn’t care less about”.

You did a stupid thing huh? No…doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is “a stupid thing”; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is “a stupid thing”; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you’re taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn’t as much a “Stupid thing” as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

To be honest, I’m not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying “Well, I didn’t F**k him” somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn’t care less if the world “looked funny” to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I’m sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else’s feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don’t think you’re a terrible person, they just think you’re the average run of the mill blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it’s pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she’s seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell’s new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men’s room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last Saturday, we’ll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

Talk to you never,

Brad